Total Medals Earned: 17,286 (From 2,401 different games.) Total Medal Score: 376,140 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (40/490 points)
Hit the sand.
Get promoted from private.
Get promoted from private first class.
Get promoted from corporal
Get promoted from sergeant.
Finish and kill more allies than enemies.
Finish with 100 kills - enemies and allies.
Finish and collect 100 dogtags.
Finish the game without firing your gun.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (105/405 points)
Defend the first base
Survive for 400 seconds or more in survival 1
Defend all the pre bolt bases
defend all the rebuild bases
survive for 350 seconds or more in survival 2
Survive for 350 seconds or more in survival 3
Medals Earned: 11/11 (235/235 points)
Achieve level 15
Achieve level 30
Achieve level 50
Collect all 10 heart orbs
Collect all 10 speed orbs
Collect all 10 jump orbs
Collect all the keys
Collect all 10 mysterious fragments
Defeat 100 enemies
Defeat 300 enemies
Acquire all 21 achievements.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (200/200 points)
Complete the secret medal challenge
Complete all actions
Medals Earned: 27/30 (440/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Thats where I left that!
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
It takes a lick'n...
Find the 1st hidden song.
Never alone...
Medals Earned: 8/8 (400/400 points)
Wipe the tears away from Mr. Toiletpaper
Buy a taco
Survive the incredible challenges of round 1
Buy a flaming hot taco.
Buy the last taco you will ever eat
Buy doner
Buy broccoli
Buy the last kebab
Medals Earned: 8/8 (335/335 points)
achieve a score of 100,000 or more
Reach a combo of 25
achieve a score of 250,000 or more
Reach a combo of 50
achieve a score of 500,000 or more
Absorb every type of asteroid in sequence (order of appearance).
achieve a score of 1,000,000 or more
Medals Earned: 10/10 (500/500 points)
Being eaten by dog
Being killed by spikes
Find sixth ending.
Find second ending.
Being crushed by Bigfoot.
Find fifth ending.
Find fourth ending
Find third ending
Find first ending.
Find all endings
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Collect 10 squares
Collect 20 squares
Collect 30 squares