Total Medals Earned: 17,286 (From 2,401 different games.) Total Medal Score: 376,140 Points
Medals Earned: 7/23 (50/375 points)
Beat the Security Guard
Go to the circus tent
Go to the instructions
Get to the intro!
Kill Nazi Demon
Survive the police attack in Chapter 1
Beat Chapter 1
Kill all the gunships
Get Tran's legs
Beat Ormi (The fat one)
Survive the FULL GALLERY OF HORRORS
Kill Ms Alley's first form
Beat Secret BG 2
Kill the Zombies
Get all the Meadow Gardeners
Beat the Mhastuur Chomputoor and Chapter 4
Beat Chapter 3
Beat J-Man
Beat Button Game Tales!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (160/160 points)
You started up the game!
You pressed 20 Times in 2 Seconds!
You pressed 40 Times in 2 Seconds!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (190/190 points)
you have initiated a teleportation sequence
you are moving down the corridor
you have accessed the teleportation terminal
Medals Earned: 21/22 (365/465 points)
Run through one pub without picking up a single beer.
Your first ever waiter down!
Grab all beer bottles in a single pub.
Doze off in the first pub.
Bring down 5 waiters in one run.
Bring down 10 waiters in one run.
Run through 3 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.
Slide over 40 meters in total.
Bring down 20 waiters in one run.
Put down all waiters in a single pub.
Fall asleep before the end of the first night.
Get through 3 pubs in a row without picking up a single beer.
Grab 30 beer bottles in one run.
Pick up all beer bottles in three pubs in a row.
Slide over 120 meters in total.
Make a single slide over 25 meters.
Get through at least five pubs without falling asleep.
Slide over 80 meters in total.
Stumble through 10 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.
Get through 5 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.
Run through 5 pubs in a row without picking up a single beer.
Keep running for seven nights.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
RAAAWR.
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Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (55/380 points)
You have serviced 10 clients who have ordered soft drinks
100 plates launched
You have moved the waiter 500 times
You have broken 20 plates
You have serviced 10 clients who have ordered chicken
You have reached Wave 10
You have earned 50000 points
You have reached Wave 12 with a reputation of min. 5 degrees
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/140 points)
Win first stage
Win First Challenge
Got 3 x 3 stars
Open All Recipes
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
beat dah fookin game
Medals Earned: 8/9 (85/185 points)
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Poop Yourself to Death
Get Electrocuted
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (190/190 points)
Visit Optimos' NG page
Reach 100 of score
Reach 100 cookies
Reach 1k of score
Survive for 2 minutes in Free Mode
Reach 25k of score
Survive for 5 minutes in Free Mode
Max out all the upgrades