Total Medals Earned: 17,286 (From 2,401 different games.) Total Medal Score: 376,140 Points
Medals Earned: 9/12 (80/150 points)
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Destroy 100 cars
Use every type of drug in the game
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 8/9 (200/300 points)
Well, at least he asked this time around.
Better luck next time...
Because pendants are for the next lesson.
Shiny.
Isn't it nice? No drama, just music.
Yummy.
Here, have this Baby Nora instead.
A rare first love success story.
Salty ice cream.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Die 100 times (in a single game)
Complete 30 rooms
Reach the end of the game
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Eat one cheese
Eat 15 cheese
solve all the puzzles
Medals Earned: 6/6 (215/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (145/145 points)
you found an eraser
you found a hairpin
you found a pencil
you found piece of paper
you found toilet paper
you found a green box
you found wires
you found a kitchen key
you found a box of matches
you found the KEY
Medals Earned: 8/8 (155/155 points)
Beat Island Beast
Get all 4 spells
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Defeat all 3 knights
Level up everything to level 8
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Click the Chicken
Medals Earned: 5/5 (110/110 points)
Finish the contest with Canned Soup.
Finish the contest with Crouton Soup.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (55/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard